Joy: I'm not! I'm scratching the small of my back.
Izzy: You're picking your ass!
Joy: Then my hole has severely migrated!
Froggie: [completely and totally dying]
Joy: I'll have to lie down to go to the bathroom!
Froggie: [nearly convulsing]
And we've now added 'migrating assholes' to the apt_of_luuuv interests. Heh.
Edit: Because I forgot it before:
Joy: Wait, that's not fair. Why does he come first?
Froggie: Because he's a man. They always come first.
Joy: [pause] Oh, that was good.