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fun with out of context [21 Feb 2006|07:05pm]

[ mood | happy ]

Frog: How does it feel to want, Joy?
Joy: I want to give it to you! I really do!

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[01 Feb 2006|07:27pm]

[ mood | hallelujah! ]


So, in the interest of being social...

I've been contemplating having a Valentine's Day High Tea (Joy and anyone else who does not drink tea will not actually be forced to have tea; you are welcome to substitute the hot beverage of your choice, or, failing that, Dr. Pepper *sigh*) because, really, why should couples get to have all the fun? I'm thinking probably late afternoon (4-ish)on the 18th, and if "Tea" should happen to turn into "Red Wine and Vodka", well, that would be about par for the course here at the AoL. Please let me know in comments whether or not you might want to attend, so I have some idea how much I need to produce in the way of high-fat baked goods.

Also, we will have Men With Brooms and Wilby Wonderful by then (because Joy is a goddess(, and all are welcome to come partake of the Canadian goodness. No, really, these are actual good films, involving Paul and/or Callum. I know. It's kind of a shock.

And while I'm at it, all of you due South converts should all make plans right now to clear your calendars for the 11th of March. Because we're going to mark the occasion, yes we are. Probably by watching Call of the Wild, and there may quite possibly be large quantities of Moosehead beer. Yaye.

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[11 Jan 2006|10:04pm]

[ mood | froggie-love ]

Frog: Eat my ass.
Joy: You know, you always say that. I don't think I believe you. You're like... The Wolf Who Cried Ass. [pause] Wait, that doesn't work. It was the Boy Who Cried Wolf, wasn't it? So you're the Girl Who Cried Ass.
Frog: ... or am I the Ass Who Cried Eat Me?

[Good Lord, could I have MADE any more typo mistakes on this one. I don't even have alcohol to blame!]

Also, can I just say how much I love watching anything with the Frog? Right now it's the commentary of some random Stargate: Atlantis episode and I'm only half paying attention, but every once in awhile, I'll catch something and give Frog a LOOK that I don't even have to explain and then two seconds later someone will say the words 'straight man' and my eyes will bug out and Frog will lose her shit.

And then I'll mistake the word "Atlantis" for "pants" and she'll threaten to show me David Hewlitt's ass.

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[07 Jan 2006|02:08pm]

Okay, so January 23 is National Pie Day.

I'm thinking we should celebrate, because: PIE!

But that's a Monday, and I have to work, and therefore will not have the time or energy to make several pies. So I was thinking maybe we could celebrate on the 21st?

Would anyone be interested in joining us at the AoL for PIE that Saturday?

If you think you can come, what kinds of pies do you like? I plan on making at least one savory and 2 sweet, maybe more depending on how ambitious I get. We shall see.
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[27 Dec 2005|08:10pm]

[ mood | giggly ]

Kate [putting away some cookies that are apparently greater than Oreos] I could eat that whole box.
Joy: But, you stopped yourself.
Kate: Yeah. My jaw got tired.
Frog: ... I've read that fic.

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[19 Dec 2005|10:56pm]

Hear ye, hear ye...

The Apartment of Luuuv is having its Second Annual Drunken New Year's Eve Soiree/New Year's Day LotR Marathon.

This year we are going with a Canadian Theme. Because frog said so. And because nobody else has complained.

The MenuCollapse )

Also, there will probably be dS Season 3. Or, at the very least, something involving Callum and/or Paul.

Then, at noon on New Year's Day (or, you know, whenever we're conscious) there will be Lord of the Rings. If anyone (Jilly?) has the Return of the King extended edition, we are still in need of that for the festivities.

Please RSVP here, so we will have some idea of the amount of supplies we need to lay in.

Thank you kindly.
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[30 Nov 2005|11:06pm]

[ mood | giggly ]

Claire: Okay, if you were me, where would you shove your little, ehm...
Frog: That's sort of a personal question, Claire.

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[26 Nov 2005|07:54pm]

Lacy: why would you go to Kansas if you were a wandering soul?

right, so the chili cheese stuff kinda just flew into the air and landed upside down on the kitchen floor and Frog shrieked. and ahahaha.

Claire [as Sharpe]: no one commented on my last entry ... william underscore orange-- defriend.

Iz: [bored] don't fire til you can see the whites of their eyes.
Joy: everybody SQUINT!!!

additions to follow as the night progresses.
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[20 Nov 2005|12:24pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Troy Aikman: so is there something you wanna get off your chest? something you wanna talk about?
Iz [as Joe Buck]: i love you, man.
Joy [as Joe Buck]: i probably shouldn't be saying this on national television...
Iz [as Joe Buck]: --but it just feels right.

yaye football.

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[16 Nov 2005|09:06pm]

Joy [on phone]: ...drug memorabilia...
Frog: paraphernalia!
Joy: shut up!!!
Frog, Claire, and Iz: ahahahahahahah

Frog: sit your butt down and let me put the gay cream on you!
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[13 Nov 2005|10:22pm]

[as Joy clutches the HobNobs]

Claire: you are as protective of those as men are of their balls.
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Whilst watching "Mrs. Brown"... [30 Oct 2005|12:03am]

Prince Albert: A toast... to Victoria Regina!

Joy: ... oh, Regina.

frog: *dead, so very dead*
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[22 Oct 2005|10:58pm]

Izzy: Are you porning?

Joy: Yes.

Izzy: That's not fair? Why do you get to porn?

Joy: Because I'm better than you.

Izzy: Oo-ooo... them's fightin' words.

Joy: Arrr, matey.

Izzy: I said "fighting", not "pirates".
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[22 Oct 2005|07:09pm]

Joy: Iz, if you start wank, i will hurt you. get a cup!
Iz: ::just giggles::
Frog: this is a spooge-free zone!
all: ::crack up::

and now Joy wants someone to suck her cock. again.
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[21 Oct 2005|09:06pm]

Roommate Wanted- move in December 1st
Three Bedroom Apartment
Just off of I-25 & Colorado Blvd., Denver, CO 80210
Close to DU (about 10 minute drive, max)
Rent- $250/month
Utilities: The only utilities we pay are electric and phone/DSL. Electric runs about $25-30 a month in the winter, and about twice that in the summer. We don’t pay for heat, but we do pay for our air conditioning. Our phone/DSL bill is about $80 a month.

Other residents currently include two twenty-something females and a small black cat.
We are very liberal and vocal about it. We’re also fairly laid back, and a normal evening will find us exchanging conversation over the tops of our laptop screens. We’re not exactly big partiers, but we usually have one or two friends over on a weekend night for drinks, food and films. Also, we’re fangirls.

What we’d like in a roommate: Must be employed or have another source of income. Obviously, if you’re allergic to cats, this is not the place for you. Other cat residents are possibly negotiable. We’d prefer a similarly laid back, like-minded individual.

For a more in-depth look at the insanity, check out our lj-community at http://www.livejournal.com/community/apt_of_luuuv/, and be sure to peruse the “Interests” section on the user info page. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Contact: Joy at (303) 570-8883 or email binky4president@yahoo.com

Please pass this information on to anyone you know who might be interested!
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Come one, come all.... [27 Oct 2005|07:41pm]

The Apt. of Luuuv is having a soiree this Saturday (Oct. 22th) evening to celebrate the birthdays of two of its residents (no, not frog or Captain Fuzzypants).

If you'd like to help us observe this momentous occasion, please RSVP here.

thanks izzy
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Just another average evening at the AoL [13 Oct 2005|11:23pm]

Joy: *brrrrraaa-aap*

frog: You are truly the master.

Joy: All hail the Joy!

frog and Iz: *tacit*

Joy: There was no hailing. I am very disappointed in you all.
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[11 Oct 2005|10:35pm]

Joy: Fuck the cat.

frog: We don't live in Enumclaw, Joy. *pause* I feel sorry for the people of Enumclaw. Because now, whenever they go somewhere, and people ask where they're from, they'll have to tell them "Enumclaw" and if people have heard of it at all, ever, it will be because that's the place where you go to have horses fuck you.

Joy & Izzy: *try hard not to laugh*

Joy & Izzy: *fail miserably*

Joy: I'm crying

Izzy: me too!

Joy & Izzy: *make frog post this*


Joy: *to frog* You have Guinness on your tits!
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[06 Oct 2005|11:30pm]

Joy: *peering into mug* There's a ...thing in the bottom. Gross thing.

frog: We call those "teabags".

Joy: It looks like a lonely nutsack.

frog: *convulses* Ow. I think I injured myself.
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tmi in the apartment of love [04 Oct 2005|10:28pm]

[ mood | calm ]

Izzy: Dude, you're picking your ass right in front of me!
Joy: I'm not! I'm scratching the small of my back.
Izzy: You're picking your ass!
Joy: Then my hole has severely migrated!
Froggie: [completely and totally dying]
Joy: I'll have to lie down to go to the bathroom!
Froggie: [nearly convulsing]

And we've now added 'migrating assholes' to the apt_of_luuuv interests. Heh.

Edit: Because I forgot it before:
Joy: Wait, that's not fair. Why does he come first?
Froggie: Because he's a man. They always come first.
Joy: [pause] Oh, that was good.

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